This Is Not a Rip-off

This not long ago arrived into my e-mail box and I considered I would share it with you.

To: Mr. Hauser, in Mytown, United states

From: Barrister Retard Frustrating

Okey Dokey Legislation Firm and Lawful Practitioners, Nigeria.

Greetings and like to you in the title of the most high God, from my beloved
region Nigeria. I am sorry and I solicit your authorization into your privateness. I am
Barrister Retard Irritating, attorney to the late Ibrahim Hauser, eldest son of the late
former head of condition of Nigeria late General Crazy Male.

My previous consumer late Ibrahim Hauser died in aircraft crash in year 1994. On
dying of my former consumer and unfamiliar to the spouse and children, he left driving a great deal cash.
Very a great deal dollars. The relatives is now beneath property arrest and undergoing
prosecution in hands of present administration as final result of human rights violation
and looting of country’s treasury by the late head of condition Basic Crazy Man. This
happens every working day in my beloved country.

In advance of the demise of my customer, he experienced deposited US $90,000,000.00 with a secret
safety company in two trunk containers in my title, and I am the only authority to this
fund which he was to transfer out of the place couple times following he died in airplane
crash. Get it?

For some astounding and wholly ridiculous explanation, I am heading to share this
fund with you: disbursed appropriately as follows: 25% for the recipient (you) from the
complete sum (US$90M). 7% set aside from the total sum for costs incurred by both
functions in due system of executing transaction (house and overseas). And 68% for me!

All you will need do to obtain your percentage is to give me, in no distinct get:

(a) Your social safety amount, (4) all Your credit rating card quantities, (c) all Your
bank quantities, (2) all Your passwords at any time utilised all over the place, (g) Your mother’s
maiden name, (7) The essential to Your front door (z) Your key handshake, (6) Your
decoder ring (y) Remember to identify me as beneficiary on Your daily life insurance policy coverage.

I imagine You will concur this is quite very little to do for a reliable pal like me.

Be sure to be aware that you are to handle this with utmost confidentiality eager or not
keen as You aid me in this transaction as no person is aware of about this fund and I
am nevertheless an active lawyer in this region. Did I mention also, how honest I am?

I await Your reaction as I know You will do the right point. I can inform You are a
excellent male and like most Americans, have no scruples by any means, are really
ignorant, and want to be quite wealthy. Thus, Continue to be Blessed in the title of

Yours faithfully Barrister Retard Bothersome

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